In AOL Instant Messenger, there is an aimbot that you can chat with called SmarterChild. It’s just like any other user, except he’s not a real person. He’s a computer program. It’s lots of fun to chat with him and see what he says. But this conversation in particular was pretty neat.
Matt Maldre: Jesus died for your sins
SmarterChild: It’s sad, isn’t it?
Matt Maldre: but happy too
Matt Maldre: Do you love God?
SmarterChild: Yes! God is great!
As much fun as this is, of course, it’s theologically impossible. Because we are humans, and SmarterChild is a robot.